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Symptoms of Stupidity

  1. The mouth open.
  2. Using death threats when contradicted.
  3. Not knowing when it is appropriate to joke around.
  4. Not being able to tolerate people who are different

If anybody you know show any of these 4 symptoms, then there are high chances that they are stupid. By the way, check up yourself as well!

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God and Devil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

”GOD: I cannot be everywhere, so I created MOTHER

DEVIL: I cannot be everywhere, so I created GIRLS, Ha Ha Ya!

GOD: Don’t laugh, I have created boys to change them into mothers again..:)

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  • I was raised by people that wear lime green polyester pants and white vinyl shoes, and I thought that this was endemic to my race ’til I saw a black man wearing red polyester pants and white vinyl shoes. Then I realized — bad taste knows no color barrier.
  • I put a new pair of underwear on, I feel like a million bucks. I buy the Jockey ones because they’re 100% cotton. You can breathe. You don’t buy those Victoria’s Secret things. Those things ought to come with a tube of Monistat.
  • I went to a fashion show. Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, $15,000 shoes — and mad! You know why they mad? Because they hungry, that’s why.
  • You want to have a little fun? Go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.
  • Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it’s a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it’s a frilly bookmark.
  • Don’t you think that Jim Morrison was probably the worst person you could ever meet at a party, ever? Just some plunging-necklined, leather-panted jackass, like, ‘Let me tell you about my experiences on mescaline in the desert.’ Scurry back to…
  • I don’t trust nobody who wear all white neither. You ever see these people? They come out the house: all white jacket, all white shirt, all white belt, pants, shoes, socks. Who do you think you are that you not going to get dirty today? You that…
  • If you’re some rich little punk, you can’t dress like a gangster rapper. What are you trying to fool us all into thinking? Like, ‘Oh my, look, a Crip has moved into the basement of that mansion. Hmm. How odd.’
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