Love and wedding day before and after
AFTER THE WEDDING DAY MANY THINGS LOOKS DIFFERENT. TO PREVENT YOU FROM SUCH SURPRISES WE PUBLISH THIS KIST, WHAT COULD CHANGE ON THE NEXT MORNING AFTER WEDDING. THESE NOTES ARE APPLICABLE FOR 99% MARRIED COUPLES ONLY.
• BEFORE - YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY AND AFTER - I FEEL LIKE I’M SUFFOCATING
• BEFORE - TWICE A NIGHT AND AFTER - TWICE A MONTH
• BEFORE - SHE SAYS SHE LOVES THE WAY I TAKE OVER OF A CIRCUMSTANCES AND AFTER - SHE CALLED ME A CONTROLLING, MANIPULATIVE EGOCENTRIC MANIAC
• BEFORE - SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER AND AFTER - MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
• BEFORE – HONEY, DON’T STOP AND AFTER - DON’T EVEN DREAM ABOUT IT
• BEFORE - IS THAT ALL YOU’RE HAVING? AND AFTER - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST A SALAD, HONEY
• BEFORE - IT’S LIKE I’M EXISTING IN A DREAM AND AFTER - IT’S LIKE HE LIVES IN A DORM
• BEFORE - $60/DOZEN AND AFTER - $1.50/STEM
• BEFORE – TURBOCHARGED AND AFTER - JUMP-START
• BEFORE - WE AGREE ON EVERYTHING AND AFTER - WE CAN’T AGREE ON ANYTHING
• BEFORE - VICTORIA’S SECRET AND AFTER - FRUIT-OF-THE-LOOM
• BEFORE – IDOL AND AFTER – IDLE
• BEFORE - HE’S COMPLETELY LOST WITHOUT ME AND AFTER - WHY WON’T HE EVER ASK FOR DIRECTIONS?
• BEFORE - TIME STOOD STILL AND AFTER - WHERE DID THE TIME GO?
• BEFORE - CROISSANT AND CAPPUCCINO AND AFTER - BAGEL AND INSTANT COFFEE
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