A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.