“So, Nik, how do you like your new mother?” a newly remarried father asks his little son.
“You know, Daddy,” the boy replies sadly, “I think they fooled us; she doesn’t look new at all!”
“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to [...]
60 Phrase Better Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I [...]
During the Soviet period, widely acknowledged truths that could not be expressed in public formed the staples of underground political humor. Common themes included the hypocrisy or infirmity of Communist Party leaders, the brutality of the system, and the absurdity of upbeat official slogans and proclamations.
During the 1990s, hundreds of popular jokes mocking the stupidity [...]
Year 1957 The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of [...]
I know there is some old saying to do with the first half of your life you are looked after by your parents and the second half you your life you look after your parents. Well I’ve been looking after my mother my whole life especially on occasions when my father isn’t around and she [...]