Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy, crime, etc… Stalin says:
“Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 & 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue.”
Putin asks:
“Why blue?”
Stalin retorts:
“I [...]

The girl came to the gynecologist (OB/GYN), undressed, sat in a chair and split feet.
Doctor: - Up!
The girl raised feet higher.
Doctor: - Up!
She raised even higher.
Doctor: - Up!
Female: - To much higher, doctor, I really can not higher.
Doctor: - the Cialis Gynecologists floor above, a barber here.

Decided to marry man  take a long thought, how to choose which of the three girlfriends get married. He decided to give each of 5000 dollars and figure out how they will dispose of them.
The first buy expensive clothes, the best cosmetics, go to the elite beauty salon - in general, has done everything to [...]

French, Italian and Russian interpretations about sex.
- Last night where can i buy prescription drugs without a prescription I make love with my wife, four times - said Frenchman. - And the morning she had prepared me the best breakfast, and again and again said, as she loves me.
- And I was able to do [...]