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A dog, a chimpanzee and a rat walk into a bar. The dog huffs, the chimpanzee lets out some excited squeaks, and the rat makes chirping sounds that are inaudible to the human ear. Clearly someone told a joke, because scientists now believe that some animals laugh. It’s not clear why animals laugh or what they find so funny, but some animals do indeed indulge in laughter.
Animal studies on rats, monkeys and dogs, show that certain sounds they make are indicative of laughter. Rats, for example, make highly pitched squeaks when playing with each other, and monkeys also appear to make laughing noises during play and interaction. The chuff or huff of a dog when he is excited prescription drugs online to see you all suggest these animals laugh.

Jim had lived in Georgia by his family for all of his life but received a job offer he could not refuse in California and decided to take it. His family planned a farewell dinner for him at his favorite Cajun restaurant the night before he was to leave town. The restaurant was famous for its authentic spicy dishes.
The night they were at the restaurant, the waiter explained they had just added a new dish to the menu that was the hottest, spiciest dish they had offered to date. He warned that this dish was so hot that many people could not handle it even if they usually enjoyed spicy food. Jim loved spicy food, especially if it was Cajun, and decided not to heed to warning of the waiter. He bragged to his family that he was sure there was no dish too hot for him.
The food was soon served. When Jim began to eat his dinner, he was surprised at the intensity of the heat in the dish but thought he would still be able to eat it. However, halfway through the meal, he began to sweat and shake. Then his lips began to burn, then his throat, then his stomach. He tried to pretend he was fine, as he didn’t want to admit to his family that it was too hot for him. He went ahead and ate the entire meal but ended up excusing himself as soon as he was finished saying he was not feeling well and went home.
Jim’s flight left the next morning at 6:00 am. When the taxi arrived early in the morning to take him to the airport, Jim felt as if his stomach was burning and was sure it was the spicy dish from the night before. He closed his eyes and tried to ignore it as he rode to the airport. Then his intestines felt as though they were on fire, and he soon realized he would need a restroom immediately. He told the taxi driver to stop as soon as possible but before they could find somewhere to stop, it was too late!
Jim was mortified that he had made a mess in the backseat of the taxi. He had to have the driver stop somewhere so he could clean where to buy prescription drugs without prescription himself up and do what they could to clean up the taxicab. It took so long to take care of the incident that he missed his flight!

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When humor will die it is the end of the world.

“A thing is funny when…it upsets the established order. Every joke is a tiny revolution.”—British essayist George Orwell

Happy days

A Britain gentleman, a French man, and a North Korean are having a chat. Mr. Jones says: “I feel happiest when I’m at my home, my tweed pants on, sitting in front of the fireplace.”
Messier Puaro, a ladies’ lover, says: “You English people are so conservative. I feel happiest when I go to a tropical beach with a beautiful blond woman, and we do what we’ve got to do on the way back.”
Kim Sung Che says: “In the night time, the Korean KGB knock on the door, shouting: Kang Khon-Mee, you’re under arrest! And I calmly say, Kang Khon-Mee lives right next door! That’s when I am the happiest!”

Long Live Kim Chen Ir!

Chang Man Yong goes fishing, gets lucky, and brings a catch home. He tells his wife: “Look what I’ve got. Shall we eat fried fish today?” The wife says: “We’ve got no cooking oil!”
“Shall we stew it, then?” “We’ve got no pot!”
“Shall we grill it?” “We’ve got no firewood!”
Chang Man Yong goes back to the river, and throws the fish into the water. The fish, happy to stay alive cheerfully yells: “Long live Kim Chen Ir!”

About bravery

Kim Chen Ir and Vladimir Putin had a meeting in Moscow. It was bored, and they decide to take a bet whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: “Ivan, jump!”
Ivan says: “Mr. President, I have a wife and child waiting for me at home…”
Putin apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away.
Next, it’s Kim Chen Ir turn. He calls his bodyguard Lee Myung Yan and yells: “Lee Myung Yan, jump!” Without hesitation, Lee Myung Yan is just about to jump. Putin prevent him from jumping and says: “Are buy cheap drugs you crazy? This is the 20th floor!” Lee Myung Yan is still struggling, trying to jump out the window: “Comrade Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!”

Kittens and communism

At High School in Pyongyang, a student boasts to teacher about the cat she’s got at home: “Our cat has just given birth to seven kittens. All of them just stick close to their mother, they feel really happy, and sleep all the time. They’re all true communists.”
In a few days, the teacher asks the girl: “Are the communist kittens growing up nicely?”
The girl says: “comrade teacher, kittens opened their eyes, and renounced communism!”