International Cartoons and Jokes, issue for August 2009.

X-Toaster for X-Men

Venice Gondola by GM

Sleeps on workplace

Power of Russian army

Make love, not war!!!

Opera, Diva, Beauty

It was his last breath

Erotic Horoscope 4U

Flying Golden Wings

Equal in everything

Digital camera broken

Ass-o-r-t-i-e, yes!

Chess for dummies

My sweet mouse

best dessert for tea

Beer holding body

Are you looking for funny and sexy photos? You are in the right place - Yes, I want to get a smile on your face. Funny Photos, as the name implies are so funny that anyone breaks into a loud laughter. Now funny erotic photos are not just limited to adult, but people from all ages can enjoy seeing funny and sexy photos and just laugh loudly.

Photo of photographer...

Rich house interior design

Earlier we hold her on hands

Even monsters loves it...

You are the nudest one

Womans' dream come true

Erection without ejaculation

Regular, Enforced, Deadly

Woman forgot on the beach

Big, hard, but useless...

Funny Cartoons always brings a smile to still the most awful day. You know the kind of day I mean! One of those days when you change your cloth several times before you gets out the door. First time because of a milk accident, another for unfortunate painting disaster, and one very close encounter with “digger” the dog.

Funny Cartoons Can Turn That Frown Upside Down!

Funny cartoons are great because they can be enjoyed by the whole family.

So make sure to bookmark this website to get your weekly dose of cheerfulness and don’t forget to send the link to all your friends, after all it’s not an inside joke! Bring a smile to the face of everyone you know and tell them where to go!

Best dildo I ever had...

Bisexuality has two ways...

I don't know why is it...

Sexual phone for men

Al Gore told about it...

Often better to explode

You're a fool food only

Way to drop some weight

New heraldic design

Smile when you see all teeth, but there are not too many

“So, Nik, how do you like your new mother?” a newly remarried father asks his little son.
“You know, Daddy,” the boy replies sadly, “I think they fooled us; she doesn’t look new at all!”

“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

A father is having a problem getting his five-year-old daughter to fall asleep. Finally, she suggests, “Daddy, why don.t you just whisper something into my ear the way you do with Mommy?”
The father does just that, and the daughter falls asleep murmuring, “No, not tonight, honey; I.m so tired.”

A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?”
The man replies, “I’m sorry honey. I ran out of money.”

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite reach it.
The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, “What now?” The boy answered, “Now we run like crazy!”

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge.
His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking: “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd .”

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Nina’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: “Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

There are 9 jokes, may be you could add one more?

American Naked Guy

60 Phrase Better Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?