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“So, Nik, how do you like your new mother?” a newly remarried father asks his little son.
“You know, Daddy,” the boy replies sadly, “I think they fooled us; she doesn’t look new at all!”

“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

A father is having a problem getting his five-year-old daughter to fall asleep. Finally, she suggests, “Daddy, why don.t you just whisper something into my ear the way you do with Mommy?”
The father does just that, and the daughter falls asleep murmuring, “No, not tonight, honey; I.m so tired.”

A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?”
The man replies, “I’m sorry honey. I ran out of money.”

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite reach it.
The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, “What now?” The boy answered, “Now we run like crazy!”

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge.
His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking: “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd .”

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Nina’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: “Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

There are 9 jokes, may be you could add one more?

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60 Phrase Better Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. cheap drugs without prescription I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

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During the Soviet period, widely acknowledged truths that could not be expressed in public formed the staples of underground political humor. Common themes included the hypocrisy or infirmity of Communist Party leaders, the brutality of the system, and the absurdity of upbeat official slogans and proclamations.

During the 1990s, hundreds of popular jokes mocking the stupidity or buy without a prescription vulgarity of wealthy “New Russians” overshadowed political humor in Russia. As a rule, jokes did not feature prominently in political rhetoric (although Liberal Democratic Party of Russia leader Vladimir Zhirinovskii sometimes played for laughs with outrageous statements and antics).

That said, political humor did not disappear. Perhaps surprisingly, the myriad jokes depicting Leonid Brezhnev as feeble and decrepit were not recycled during Boris Yeltsin’s extended bouts with serious illness. But Yeltsin’s style of rule did occasionally inspire jokes, especially during election campaigns, when the president often appeared more committed to staying in power than to observing democratic procedures.

For instance, during the run-up to the April 1993 referendum, Yeltsin used his control over Russian television to promote his stands and to shut out his parliamentary opponents. The media drumbeat urging Russians to vote “yes, yes, no, yes” on the four referendum questions was so strong that one joke told of a man offering the traditional Easter greeting, “Christ has risen,” only to hear his friend reply, “Yes, yes, no, yes.”

A joke making the rounds during the 1996 presidential campaign ridiculed Yeltsin’s promises to reverse course on a host of issues, from the war in Chechnya to economic policies.

“Yeltsin proclaims at a campaign rally, ‘Elect me and you’ll get a brand-new president.’

“‘What if we don’t elect you, Boris Nikolaevich?’ asks a voice from the crowd.

“‘Then you’ll get the same old president,’ Yeltsin replies.”

Such humor echoed Soviet-era mockery of empty Communist slogans. But many jokes geared toward supporters of Russia’s largest opposition movement, the Communist Party of the Russian Federation (KPRF), inverted a common theme of dissident humor. Incompetent management, manifested in low-quality manufactured goods and chronic shortages, had spawned countless jokes during the Brezhnev-era “stagnation”:

Q: What would happen if Communists took over the Sahara Desert?

A: In a few years sand would be in short supply.

Q: What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t go up your ass?

A: A Soviet machine engineered for buzzing and going up your ass.

Q: Is it possible to build communism in a single small country, such as the Netherlands?

A: Yes, it is possible, but what do you have against the Dutch?

The sharp decline in living standards during the 1990s, coupled with the collapse of Russia’s infrastructure, gave rise to humor lampooning the incompetence of Russia’s new rulers. The following joke appeared in “Pravda Rossii” (a free newspaper published by the KPRF) during the 1999 parliamentary campaign: “It’s winter, and a ‘democratic’ intellectual wakes up one morning covered in sweat. He can’t understand what’s going on. He takes one blanket off the bed, then another, but it’s still too hot. He takes off a third blanket, but it’s still warm. He takes off his hat and his sweater — it still isn’t cold. He gets up and goes into the bathroom. When he hits the light switch, the light comes on. He turns on the tap — there is both hot and cold water. Then he goes into the kitchen and turns on the stove — lo and behold, the gas is on as well. He shouts to his wife, “Anya, get up right now and pack your things! The Communists got back into power!”

Of course, not all Russians would agree with the premise of that joke or find it amusing. But as a wise grandmother used to say, “Many a truth has been told in jest.” The emergence of humor portraying Communists as effective managers of public services is vivid testimony of how difficult power outages and disruptions in gas and water services have made life for so many Russian citizens. Such jokes are also consistent with numerous opinion polls that indicate a plurality of Russians, perhaps even a majority, remember the “stagnation” era as the best time for the country. As in the Soviet period, the jokes of the political opposition are a window onto widespread beliefs not commonly expressed in the media or acknowledged by ruling elites.

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